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2020: The Movie would go something like this: Over the last few centuries, societal expectations led the most intelligent humans to choose not to have children while the least intelligent reproduce indiscriminately, creating increasingly dumber generations. (Societal = Socialist + Liberal?) These multi-generations are exposed to the exact same scam every few years, and have…

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How do you know winter is coming? Because they told you so! And I have no doubt that it's true. In fact, if the past ten months have been an indication of people’s gullibility it’s easy to see why they don’t care too much about putting their plans on the table for all to see.…

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Actual, real-life conversation example of thousands of similar ones a.k.a. It’s Not Just You.. Person 1: Masks are a symbol of fear and bondage. So, if you want to wear a mask – wear it, and then shut up and leave the rest of us out of your paranoid compliance psy-op. Person 2: It's just…

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Dr. Ron Paul said the following…in 2011! “Perhaps the only good that can come from these terrible events is a reinforced understanding that we as individuals are responsible for our safety and the safety of our families. This means, frankly, that we must safely own and use firearms to deter or prevent criminal assaults on…

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In no particular order of vomit-worthiness, the frontrunners for Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year 2020” are: New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who of course also won an Emmy award last week for his daily Covid briefings (WTF?), deserves the award on many levels, including giving his minion, New York Mayor De Blasio, the nod…

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With the USSA celebrating Thanksgiving this week, I thought I’d list all the things I am grateful for… I am grateful that the coronavirus doesn’t attack human eyes, otherwise the world’s sheeple would all have been forced to go through life with muzzles and blindfolds… (Oh, wait. Scrap that one) I am grateful that the…

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I’m going to build a big screw-you anarchist boat, call it The Ark, and swing by, first, to pick up TDV members stranded in Ozstraylia, Kanadia and the U.S. of A’holes. And the ONLY reason I’ll go there first is because that seems to be where the biggest flock of birdbrains happen to be in…

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Imagine you wake up tomorrow and Covid-19 is gone. Conquered by the brave knights of the One World Order. Gone… to the same place 2020’s flu went. And single socks. And actual demoncracy. All these things went poof! overnight and all that’s left are: Famine Unemployment Bankruptcy Chaos, and Violence. What do you do? Apparently,…

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One of the dim-’o-rats’ favorite chants has always been that Trump is a fascist – specifically comparable with Hitler, or Mussolini. The whole political circus we’ve just been through has been based on one message:  A vote for Biden is a vote against Nazi-America.   Now by the very nature of who I am as an…

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I know my work here is done when a “fixer” from Holland asks my personal advice on how to invest his money, conquer the New World Order, and create a new freedom lifestyle. Here is my advice to him and anyone else who is interested. 1.       The Free Market Will ALWAYS Prevail…

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Covid Survivors…all 99% of you…lend me your ears. I cometh with great news! The end is nigh. So nigh, you won’t even know it’s happening. (Almost like the Covaids itself) The vaccine for a disease that doesn’t officially exist because no-one can figure out exactly what it is, is 90% ready! Celebrations R Us. Most…

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You are offered a job, which lasts for 7 weeks. You get to choose your salary. Option 1: You get $100 for the first day, $200 for the second day, $300 for the third day. Each day you are paid $100 more than the day before. Option 2: You get 1 cent for the first…

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First there was the MSM. Then there were the fact-checkers. Then there were the vote-counters. It’s one big cluster violation and the only people being molested are the voters – on both sides of the (s)election rainbow. If you’re ecstatic about Kameleon Harris being your next female president (of open-ended color) or devastated about the…

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Don't you love farce? My fault, I fear I thought that you'd want what I want Sorry, my dear! But where are the clowns Send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here Send in the Clowns – Stephen Sondheim (1973) The Hand Puppet Clown I could say the Clown-On-Strings, but that would take away the…

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Hi, I’m Jennifer, and it is phantasmagorically splendiferous to meet y’all. As the first-ever Femmy Tranny Vigilante (FTV), I am loud and proud to join the alphabet soup of perma-offended sanctimonious snowflake shitheads who… wait a minute…I just noticed something… OH! MY! GOD! This is so exciting. I didn’t even realize before now that my…

The day before Ron Paul fell ill, I had asked him to write a foreword for my book, The Controlled Demolition of the American Empire. A few weeks later, Ron felt well enough to kindly iterate his offer of support…the very day after it had passed the Amazon approval process and became available for sale.…

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As Seen On TV! (And on Mainstream Media, and all YouTube and Facebook posts endorsed by the fucked checkers) Today you have the chance of a lifetime to Wipe Out All Your Debt. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to qualify for Debt Forgiveness. Sound too good to be true? For today only, your friendly neighborhood…

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Bill Gates has finally come out! No more hiding and pretending. He is out and proud. As LibCap-minded voluntaryists, Lucy and I love a good tale of individuals flourishing in society and everyone accepting everyone else’s choices as long as it is harmless to others… This is not one of those stories.Today’s Lucy and Jeff…

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Only Crypto and Precious Metals Can Save You Now Let’s look at all the things that have disappeared this year. Vanished. Ceased to exist. Became extinct. People’s rationality. Which is defined as the quality of being able to think sensibly or logically and which is the one thing (apart from opposable thumbs) that distinguishes humans…

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On a sugar-cane plantation in Puerto Rico, the slaves are growing restless and rebellious, and attempts to crush the resistance by brute force have only made things worse. The owner, Mr. Jones, fears not only for losing his plantation, but also his life. Help comes to Mr. Jones in the form of an unusual consultant,…

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