Strait to the Bank: How the Hormuz ‘Dire Strait’ Hustle Cleared a Billion in 20 Minutes

There’s nothing straight about the strait… It’s all strait-up lies… (I could go on, but I’m here in Cancun and there’s only one chemtrail-adjacent cloud and life is pretty awesome.) Yeah, so I thought we’d squeeze in one more trip before the grid goes down and all the planes are grounded. Pretty soon, only The…

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What is Anarchy?

Somewhere around 100 AD a Roman named Tacitus said, “If you would know who controls you see who you may not criticize.” For thousands of years, “citizens” of the world have been brought up with the following messages deeply programmed into our minds:  Truth comes from authority. Taxes are not extortion, it’s a social contract. …

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I’m back to Fighting Cops, Escaping from Jail and Freeing Slaves…

Let’s talk a bit more about the most expensive ad ever made: Gillette’s We Believe: The Best a Man Can Be ad in 2019 cost P&G $8 billion in losses after the monster backlash from men caused its razor sales to take a spectacular dive. Of course, the company denies that its “Toxic Masculinity” ad…

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Covid Way Worse Than Thought!

Covid Way Worse Than Thought! Papayas in Tanzania Infected With Covfefe19!   Activate maximum lockdown!!! Papayas have Covid now! All papayas must be 6 feet apart! (Quails and goats too please) As of 5 May, Tanzania had about 480 Covid-19 cases including 16 deaths. So the president ordered a secret testing of a papaya, a…

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Tired of Coronavid and Being Stuck In Your House… Watch This!

Tired of Coronavid and Being Stuck In Your House… Watch This!  Think David Icke’s theories are “far-out”? Here is the real far-fetched truth.    YouTube axed Icke’s account after repeatedly warning him that he had violated its policies by posting misleading information about the coronavirus pandemic. He had over 900,000 subscribers and his videos regularly got…

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