I write to you today again from the back seat of my rental car on my way back to the beautiful city of Guadalajara and then Cabo.
After a long night at the police station and spending the morning at the lawyers (the below photo was taken from my hotel at the crack of dawn this morning in Tepic) we have successfully bailed out my driver. The total bail is actually much less than all the other costs in this fiasco. I don’t know if that makes me happy or angrier. Bail was the equivalent of $250.
It turned out the guy who he supposedly kidnapped died years ago… from alcoholism. How ironic is that. He had charged my driver with kidnapping for taking him, on request of his family, to a detox center. Then he later dies from alcoholism. Meanwhile, years later, my driver sits in a jail cell in Tepic and I end up going on an irritating journey just to retrieve my car.
Total cost?
- 3 round-trip air tickets (the car is in my fiancés name so she had to go as well) from Cabo to Guadalajara $800
- 1 night – 2 hotel rooms $200
- Rental car $70
- Bail $250
- Lawyer $900
Notice the lawyer cost more than any of it… for maybe 7 or 8 hours of total work (and that was after I talked him down from $1,800!).
As usual, all of this was caused by the government, centralized, non-free market “police system”. In a free market policing system there is no way this 6 year old “kidnapping” charge would have lasted in the system this long. Nor would it have likely even been accepted by the contract enforcers as they would see he is a drunk who had no real case.
The real kidnapping occurred in Tepic when the police kidnapped my driver and placed him in a cage and stole his (my) car… a car which we are still trying to get out. The lawyer tells us, “it’s easier to get people out than cars”. I actually wanted my car more than I wanted to get him out, so that one went against me.
Speaking of the lawyer, what a ridiculous system it is that we have government kidnappers (cops) and people have to go to school for eight years and spend a lot of money just to be able to deal with them (lawyers). Then they can charge people large sums just because they have the capability to actually deal with the system.
The whole thing is criminal… from the kidnapping of my driver, theft of my car and then the entire system that has grown up around it, including the lawyers, judges and prison systems.
Senorita DelgaditaAs I sat in the police station last night waiting for the one woman who was on duty (picture to the right) I watched the incredibly heavily armed police come in and out from “searching for narcos”. I made sure to say just loud enough each time as they walked by, “Este Guerra de drogas esta ridiculo” (this war on drugs is ridiculous).
I even made sure to say this to the lawyer we hired… how the war on drugs is a complete abomination and crime against humanity. He just lowered his head and shrugged. To him, you see, the war on drugs is good. Lots of clients. He’s got blood all over his hands but he just lies to himself and whores himself out for money in a sick system. Actually, I shouldn’t use the word whore to describe him. Whores provide an incredibly valuable free-market service for a reasonable, negotiated price.
At least in this particular case, my driver was actually charged with a crime that had a victim (the supposed kidnappee). Most crimes nowadays don’t have a victim. Of course, there is no such thing as a “victimless crime”. Except in the eyes of the criminal state.
For those interested, this is a good example of how criminal acts would be handled in a free-market system. See Part I: Principles here. And in Part II: Conflict Resolution it discusses how disputes can be handled without government.
Anyway, once again, the state has wasted my time and stolen a fair amount of my money…
I played this song on my iPhone most of the trip back to burn off some of my anger at my time and money wasted. For those who don't understand Spanish, it is a Mexican rap group that is incredibly anti-government and anti-police. It's a great track as well, even if you don't understand the words.
You can check it out here: “Molotov – Gimme Tha Power“
I just arrived back in Cabo now. I see Obama came up with a great plan to spend even more money he doesn't have to “create jobs” last night. Hey, Barack, if government spending creates jobs, why not spend ten times that amount and get the jobless rate down to 0% and we'll all be employed and well off?
The funniest part is that he just finished going through the motions on the whole “deficit cut debate” where they actually didn't make any cuts. Then, literally a few weeks later, he says he is going to “spend” $400 billion more to “create jobs”. Don't worry, though. He says the $400 billion will come out of the spending cuts they didn't do.
Yeesh.
Maybe I would have been better of in the jail in Tepic. I wouldn't have to listen to that ignoramus. I suppose in a way we should thank him though. He is doing everything perfectly for our gold-laden portfolios and is hastening the demise of the US Government. Maybe we should become his biggest fan.
Nah. All the gold in the world couldn't make me genuinely like that guy.
Next Week from Toronto
This concludes a very Mexican week on the blog. Next week I'll be heading to Toronto for the Toronto Resource Investment Conference. So, next week we'll have some Canadian flavoured (that's how they spell flavor in Canada) meanderings, likely starting with my obligatory shake down by the border guards.
Have a great weekend!